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jps
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a
woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.and never ask you to get up in the middle of the
night to take care of them.
She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion
whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

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lSteph
;o)))
...ainsi
le What You See Is What You Get
aurait pu être inventé bien avant
car Bill à la place d'Adam
n'aurait eu qu'à montré son RIB

A+

lSteph (t'inquiète chez MS personne ne comprend le Rhodanien, alors pour la
Côte..)

"jps" a écrit dans le message de news:

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a
woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for
you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag
you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.and never ask you to get up in the middle of
the night to take care of them.
She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion
whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"





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Clément Marcotte
:-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0


"jps" a écrit dans le message de news:

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a
woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for
you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag
you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.and never ask you to get up in the middle of
the night to take care of them.
She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion
whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"





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J
:-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

:-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0


"jps" a écrit dans le message de news:

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a
woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for
you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag
you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.and never ask you to get up in the middle of
the night to take care of them.
She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion
whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"









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FxM
Arm + leg ? Not so expensive if adv is really exact :o))

FxM


Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a
woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.and never ask you to get up in the middle of the
night to take care of them.
She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion
whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"





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Jacquouille
1) HS HS HS HS HS .....
2) mp F e

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Bien amicalmement,
Vivement conseillés:
http://www.excelabo.net
http://jacxl.free.fr/mpfe/trombino.html
http://dj.joss.free.fr/netiquet.htm
http://frederic.sigonneau.free.fr/

Jacquouille.

"jps" a écrit dans le message de news:

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a
woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for
you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag
you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.and never ask you to get up in the middle of
the night to take care of them.
She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion
whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"





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Pierre CFI [mvp]
laisses le faire, il s'entraine à "causer" l'anglais, il espére décrocher une place de radio à mon bord :o))

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Pierre CFI
MVP Microsoft Access


"Jacquouille" a écrit dans le message de news: %
1) HS HS HS HS HS .....
2) mp F e

--
Bien amicalmement,
Vivement conseillés:
http://www.excelabo.net
http://jacxl.free.fr/mpfe/trombino.html
http://dj.joss.free.fr/netiquet.htm
http://frederic.sigonneau.free.fr/

Jacquouille.

"jps" a écrit dans le message de news:
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for
you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong
when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"









Avatar
Jacquouille
Dommage car le temps de la décrocher et tes hotesses auront décroché la
quille. -))

--
Bien amicalmement,
Vivement conseillés:
http://www.excelabo.net
http://jacxl.free.fr/mpfe/trombino.html
http://dj.joss.free.fr/netiquet.htm
http://frederic.sigonneau.free.fr/

Jacquouille.

"Pierre CFI [mvp]" a écrit dans le message de
news: %
laisses le faire, il s'entraine à "causer" l'anglais, il espére décrocher
une place de radio à mon bord :o))

--
Pierre CFI
MVP Microsoft Access


"Jacquouille" a écrit dans le message de
news: %
1) HS HS HS HS HS .....
2) mp F e

--
Bien amicalmement,
Vivement conseillés:
http://www.excelabo.net
http://jacxl.free.fr/mpfe/trombino.html
http://dj.joss.free.fr/netiquet.htm
http://frederic.sigonneau.free.fr/

Jacquouille.

"jps" a écrit dans le message de news:

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be
a woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for
you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag
you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had
a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.and never ask you to get up in the middle of
the night to take care of them.
She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion
whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"













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J
Bonjour Jacquouille

2) mp F e


Le F, c'est pour Femme?
Tu fais bien de nous prévenir, qu'on évite les blagues misogynes, en
particulier les HS, dont nous ne sommes de toutes façons pas coutumier...
@+
J@@

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jps
:-))))
en effet, pas coutumiers du tout, J@@, ni des HS, ni des blagues mises aux
jeans
jps

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Bonjour Jacquouille

2) mp F e


Le F, c'est pour Femme?
Tu fais bien de nous prévenir, qu'on évite les blagues misogynes, en
particulier les HS, dont nous ne sommes de toutes façons pas coutumier...
@+
J@@