Yet Another Test of fr.test by anfi@poczta.onet.pl

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and
the
party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and
forthwith
agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be
removed
from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously
agreed
upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of
the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway,
terminating
at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning
of
the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of
the
second part and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the
parties.
The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be
limited to, the following. The party of the first part shall, with or
without
elevation at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder or any
other
means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part and rotate the party
of the second part in a counter-clockwise direction, this point being
tendered
non-negotiable. Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part
becomes fully detached from the receptacle, the party of the first part
shall
have the option of disposing of the party of the second part in a manner
consistent with all relevant and applicable local, state and federal
statutes.
Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first
part
shall have the option of beginning installation. Aforesaid installation
shall
occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described
in
step one of this self-same document, being careful to note that the
rotation
should occur in a clockwise direction, this point also being
non-negotiable.
The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of
the
first part, by any or all agents authorized by him, the objective being to
produce the most possible revenue for the Partnership.

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Yet Another Test of fr.test by anfi@poczta.onet.pl